Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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