Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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