I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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