yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
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Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
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Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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