I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
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Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
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I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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