what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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