I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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