dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
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Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
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Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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