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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
People in love make me want to vomit
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
He did a backflip because drugs
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