He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
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Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
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You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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