i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Holy sore nipples Batman
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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