What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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