Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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