he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
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I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
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eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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