Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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