I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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