ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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