she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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