Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
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Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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