youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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