love makes seman taste better
you win again, gameday.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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