It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
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It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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