My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
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Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
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Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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