I wish I could punch you in the face.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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