just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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