I want to walk on stilts...naked
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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