okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday