Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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