New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
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Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
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dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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