Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
do herpes really smell.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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