For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
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Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
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I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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