ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I enjoy the company of your penis
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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