Those balls look pretty dangerous.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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