Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
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I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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