with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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