i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
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i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
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Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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