I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
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