it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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