So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
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i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
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she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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