Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
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I need you to use more vowels.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
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There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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