what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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