nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
This baby is an asshole
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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