So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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