but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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