I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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