Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
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I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
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Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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