I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
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He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
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You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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