I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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