We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
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I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
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Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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