why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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