Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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