there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
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only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
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Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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