Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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